Vicki Registered: 03/20/04
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| #61 | Have to tell my favorite family story (yet again) My baby sister was hanging around our grownup company while my mother was making dinner. My sister was about 2 or 3 and loved being around grownups...she didn't want to miss anything, so.....she pulled the wooden salad bowl down from the table and put it on the floor...spread her legs and peed.
Dr. S, who was telling a story, looked up and paused and then said, "Remind me not to eat salad at your house."
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Rose2 Registered: 01/31/09
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| #62 | Vicki, I just LOVE that story! I actually giggled! I am becoming more of a Happy, joyful person rather than looking at negative. I am proud of me. Love ya sister Vicki! (You are a true sister) Love, Rose __________________ Love to you all, Rose |
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rvandenbosch Registered: 03/10/04
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mdlove Registered: 03/13/04
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| #64 | come on there are many important nutrients in our pee and even therapy where you drink it and it does go well with olive oil and ranch dressing __________________ bernie siegel |
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Vicki Registered: 03/20/04
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| #65 | Gives new meaning to the word Pea Salad....
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Betty Registered: 03/24/09
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All we are saying, is give peas a chance! __________________ Live your Bliss
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Vicki Registered: 03/20/04
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| #67 | I was thinking of other kid stuff.... When I was a toddler, I said...bedroom, living room, kitchroom. So my family called it the kitchroom for many years.
One time I was on the toilet and my face was turning purple..you get the picture. My mother said, "What's wrong?" and I said, "My stomach has a headache."
My daughter put an entire jar of vaseline on her head and proudly showed me..."Hairpoo!"
My friend's toddler took his Halloween pumpkin filled with candy into his crib during the night. When they came in the next morning, he had eaten the candy and what he didn't like, he had stuck on his head.
My sister's child put the contents of her diaper into the waffle iron. And I was there when this happened...we were sitting around the dinner table when her son got up to use the toilet. The little sister followed him and ran back in the room screaming with excitement..."D." had made something in the toilet that looked "Just like a frog!" And we HAD to come see....
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raven Registered: 10/15/07
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| #68 | loved this vicki i just thought it was our house that was mad buts seems craziness spans the pond . much peace vanessa |
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Rose2 Registered: 01/31/09
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| #69 | Raven and Vicki, Thanks for the stories - I laughed so hard! Raven, I think we ALL have stories like this of growing up! Love you both, Rose __________________ Love to you all, Rose |
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tortoise Registered: 12/01/08
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Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker .. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed. I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed. I found that lots of people love Jesus! While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of God!' 'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ; There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant. He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back. My grandson burst out laughing. Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on through the intersection. I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared. So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!! Will write again soon, Love, Grandma
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Vicki Registered: 03/20/04
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| #71 | John, more than a smile...guffaws! |
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beth Registered: 04/24/06
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| #72 | me too - thanks  __________________ Beth |
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tortoise Registered: 12/01/08
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| #73 | This was one of Lu's jokes yesterday:
An elderly man sitting on a park bench was joined by a youth sporting multi-coloured spiked hair so bizarre that the man couldn't help staring at it. "What's the matter, old man?" the youth asked sarcastically, "Never done anything wild in your life?"
"Well, in a moment of alcohol-induced madness I once made love to a parrot," the man replied. "I'm just wondering if you're my son." __________________ John |
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beth Registered: 04/24/06
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| #74 |
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Betty Registered: 03/24/09
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| #75 |
 __________________ Live your Bliss
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