Margaret sent me some questions. Maybe you have a few answers for her!
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?
Do skunks think people smell bad?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If the people at the front of a traffic jam drove faster would we still have traffic jams?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet??
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
How fast do hotcakes sell?
Why is Mickey Mouse bigger than his dog Pluto?
How can you hear yourself think?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
If you wore a Teflon suit, could you ever end up in a sticky situation?
Isn't it weird that all year round your parents tell you not to play with fire, but on Independence Day they hand you a package of explosives, a lighter, and say have fun?
Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?
Why doesn't baking soda freeze?
Why is it when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open it's not adoor?
What is a male ladybug called?
Doesn't a lightning rod on top of church show a lack of faith?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
How does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way
we normally are??
Do cows have calf muscles?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can, yet the
moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up?
Why do water bottles have a "best if used by" date?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Can bald people get a hair line fracture?
Why can the saying "it's all downhill from here." mean both that it will
be easy and that it is going to get worse?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with
sheets?
If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember
that they forgot?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
If someone can't see...they're blind, if someone can't hear...they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Do fish tell their friends about the one they got away from?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
If you were going faster than the speed of sound could you still hear your wife telling you to slow down?
If ketchup is good on french fries, how come it isn't good on mashed potatoes?
When the French swear do they say pardon my English?
Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles but not ketchup packets?
Do pigs pull ham strings?
Where do all the daylight savings hours go?
Enjoying the laughs!
the surgeons would tell this joke with several different punch lines. The mother would say: "Why do you ask?" We would all add our own crazy names. Make up your own punch lines!
