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KK

Registered: 11/13/10
Posts: 121

Posted 12/18/10

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BOB AND THE BLONDE

Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58 p.m. He sat next to a blonde and stared up at the TV. The 10 p.m. news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blond looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump ?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't"

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on !"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the builiding, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.

"Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 p.m. news, so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money.

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